My beard is more legit than yours, Reid.

Uh oh

I have officially joined Sean in jumping on the bandwagon of receiving an account on the 'Grant Rants and Matt Moments' blog. Why? Because I am one legit mother fucker. How legit am I?



You decide, my friends. You decide.

Room to talk, huh?

Sean - Redundantly biased; consistently bashing things left untried personally because hes "too good" for them; argues with no sources; narrow minded; an overall egotistical douchebag.

Bored couples do this.

top 10 most fail individuals

a list compiled by Sean and Abby

Grant - Grant sucks at Call of Duty (Source MATT), plays car racing games with a keyboard (Source GRANT HIMSELF). Grant is horrible at ranting (source GRANT HIMSELF). Grant is a bitch because he falls in love with every girl he's ever dated after only a week. Only poseurs fall in love Grant.

Matt - wear's woman's clothes; plays wow. 'nuff said.

- Zach Cook - egotistical maniac with a scene hair cut. he also fails at playing little tykes xylophones.

- Kelsey Sullivan - a pretentious illiterate whore who took a facial on her walrus sized teeth, from another person fail enough to be on this list =/

-Anthony Micco - sorry Anthony, but you're kind of a pedophile, and have a bad habit of making fail movies that attempt to rip off more successful ones.

AND you were in Drixton.

- Michael Libby: fat scene kid who has 501 tattooed on his leg, and does it in the pooper. His pooper.

- Dyer Finan - dyer had two girlfriends in the 5th grade, who knew about each other, but then somehow has failed to have any friends since.

-Jerry Gorman - Jerry Gorman is a fat nerd who not only plays in the world of warcraft on a role playing server, but sucks at the game.

- Matt Meyer
http://www.purevolume.com/breakfastbythesea 'nuff said

And... the most fail person alive is...

- Sammy Petit - when Sameltoe isn't trying on new belts, rocking out to bayside, or molesting little girls, he can be found listening to music theater and masturbating three plus times a day.