Thursday, February 7, 2008

top 10 most fail individuals

a list compiled by Sean and Abby

Grant - Grant sucks at Call of Duty (Source MATT), plays car racing games with a keyboard (Source GRANT HIMSELF). Grant is horrible at ranting (source GRANT HIMSELF). Grant is a bitch because he falls in love with every girl he's ever dated after only a week. Only poseurs fall in love Grant.


Matt - wear's woman's clothes; plays wow. 'nuff said.





- Zach Cook - egotistical maniac with a scene hair cut. he also fails at playing little tykes xylophones.








- Kelsey Sullivan - a pretentious illiterate whore who took a facial on her walrus sized teeth, from another person fail enough to be on this list =/







-Anthony Micco - sorry Anthony, but you're kind of a pedophile, and have a bad habit of making fail movies that attempt to rip off more successful ones.

AND you were in Drixton.



- Michael Libby: fat scene kid who has 501 tattooed on his leg, and does it in the pooper. His pooper.









- Dyer Finan - dyer had two girlfriends in the 5th grade, who knew about each other, but then somehow has failed to have any friends since.





-Jerry Gorman - Jerry Gorman is a fat nerd who not only plays in the world of warcraft on a role playing server, but sucks at the game.





- Matt Meyer
http://www.purevolume.com/breakfastbythesea 'nuff said





And... the most fail person alive is...

- Sammy Petit - when Sameltoe isn't trying on new belts, rocking out to bayside, or molesting little girls, he can be found listening to music theater and masturbating three plus times a day.




4 comments:

reid said...

Censorship is for pussies and the government. Good job.

Abby said...

Reid's right. You censor the blog that Sean posted about you but you can post what you want about him in a blog of your own? Whatevs.

Matt said...

Uhm, well it IS grant's blog and he CAN do what he wants with it.. huh, control of your own blog.. who woulda thought?

Grant said...

lol wtg abby, you just proved my point. =]