Wednesday, November 21, 2007

2007 - The year of games.

Hype, media, useless shit...
all the junk keeping the bulk of america out of politics, foreign affairs, and giving politicians an utmost freedom to do as the please in office.

But, as with me and the bulk of computer enthusiasts, this year can best be summarized as "the year that games kicked ass".

No, really.
it is.

So I'm halfway through zelda:phantom hourglass (the main story at least o.O) and i'm basically amazed. This is by far the best and most efficient use of the DS' potential I've seen to date. Its like sex in a little tiny rectangle box that'll make you come in a mere 10 seconds of playing it. (I still love you kelsey = ) )

I mean, who makes a puzzle where you have to open your map with a mirror map on the wall showing a location and basically requires you to "press" or close your DS to copy the wall to your map?
I had to look it up and i was amazed at the possibilities. Want your boomerang to do trickly loops? simple, draw it. This game is ingenious. Given its no ocarina of time, but it sure as hell has to be my favorite game to date on DS (Mario kart, you're still my multiplayer king. If smash ever hits DS though...mmm..)

Crysis is sex in a bottle too.
Assasin's creed is just you being a badass.
Super Mario Galaxy is SERIOUSLY KICKASS (fastest selling mario game to date!) and is basically what you get when the super mario 64 devs do MORE drugs and make a really sexy game.
Call of Duty 4 will have you feeling the action.

The list goes on and on

In my personal life however, I'm currently in Tennessee.. bored out of my mind. You know those moments though where you're out and public and you see possibly the MOST redneck, obese, and just plain retarded people and it just warms your heart to get a nice superiority complex in your heart? Well that happened about 20 times today. Fat kid after redneck after retard guy...
I was amazed at what the american society has become.
Same with politics.. people being fucking stupid as to WANT a communist government apparently. "Oh please ban McDonalds because apparently we have no sense of self-control and need our government to do it for us since we're all so fat"
Simple solution dumbass, DONT FUCKING EAT MCDONALDS.
WOW.
that was so hard! You had to think to do that. aww poor baby.
God dammit.
Cry more.

Vote Ron Paul if you can vote next year. seriously.
Hillary look like a fucking botoxed crack whore. obama is cool but a socialist pig. Fucking republicans (ron paul excluded) are dumbasses.

/sigh
Whatever though.

10/23 - never forget oink.cd
The day the music died.
Speaking of which, is it pretty sad when you feel more sympathy for the death of music lovers than for the 9/11 attacks? I mean seriously. 180,000 music lovers.. just slain right there on the spot becuase its "illegal" and stealing oh so much money from the music industry.
Well according to canada, you're fucking wrong dipshits. Learn 2 Research.

Fuck.


And FUCK YOU GRANT Halo 3 is a shitty game.
get over it.
Consoles can suck it. Fucking noobasses.
If you're gonna play consoles, at least play the good ones (i.e. N64, PS1, Ps2, Wii, anything nintendo for that matter)

There seriously hasn't been anything 360 has had to offer to make me remotely want one as almost every game for it comes out on PC and is even better than the console ports.
heh.
owned.


Well, I'm out.

1 comment:

Grant said...

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/2007/11/ron-pauls-record-in-congress.html

There's a track of his record in Congress, I'd just like you to see what hes been up to.

Read about how he tried to repeal the Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970. I wonder why it never passed? Because thats ridiculous.

Also take a look at this "A bill to make all Iranian Students in the United States ineligible for any form of federal aid." In my perspective, thats just one example showing he supports racial discrimination, but you can look at the track record yourself.